 Your wondering or thinking why is Hulk Hogan in this The Honey Nut Cheerios Bee advert ?  The Honey Nut Cheerios Bee is understandably afraid of Hulk, and offers up the cereal so he doesn't get beat up. So that's two cereal commercials where the wrestlers get to eat because people are scared they'll get the crap kicked out of them. There's gotta be a latent bad message getting across here somewhere, I'm just too tired to figure it out. Will Hulk take the bait?  Hulk: ...and WHATCHA gonna do, cartoon bee, when Hulk Hogan runs wild on YOU?! WHATCHA GONNA DO?! Bee: What does that even mean, 'run wild on you'? Hulk: Us wrestlers learned a long time ago that the best promos were the ones that made the audience cheer. Bee: Wow, that's brilliant! Hulk: Yeah, go ahead, give it a shot. It's a lot easier than you'd think. Bee: You want me to give a wrestling promo? Hulk: Stop stalling dude, trust me...you'll be great. Bee: Okay, here goes... WHATCHA GONNA DO....WHATCHA gonna do, Hulk Hogan...when this nameless bee...DRAWS PIANO WIRES ON YOU?! WHATCHA GONNA DO?! Hulk: See? Told you it was easy. Keep that up and you could be Intercontinental champ in six weeks.  Watching Hulk Hogan slop down milky cereal. You might be disgusted if your not Hulkamaniac by what you're watching, but at the same time, you recognize it as a truly historic and special moment.  After he's done seeing Hulk Hogan eating the cerial, he looks shyly up to Hogan and asks the question we've all been wondering: does he like it? Does Hulk Hogan like Honey Nut Cheerios?  I SURE DO, BROTHER! SAY YOUR PRAYERS, TAKE YOUR VITAMINS, EAT YOUR CHEERIOS, ALLELUIA!  Hulk poses to end the ad spot, and our story. The wrestling champion has now also conquered the world of breakfast. You've gotta give the guy his due, folks - Hogan can do it all. Battle royal's, Wrestling, movies, and now cereal commercials. He's on top of the mountain, and until another wrestler dares trying to eat cereal convincingly on national television, I'd say he's gonna be there for a long, long time. |